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"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
physically? im here. mentally? im in the bayou w a bigass hat and Fuck Me shorts blasting creedence clearwater thru a shitty boombox
this information is so satisfying but idk what to do with it
Concept: me, my boyfriend Thad, and our Fourth of July-hating wolf pup go on a chill date to the farmers market to buy 21 water bottles and 25 cookies for the tilapia pen back at the Spanish Moss-covered California Oak Tree we call home :)
This is great but I wish they’d think of a better way to explain it
2017 were all gonna stop posting self deprecating and “I wanna die” memes
you’ll have to pry my morbid coping mechanisms from my cold, dead hands
i picked up a new class of year sevens today and i was writing on the board (in very illegible overly loopy cursive) and one girl was like “miss rose, i think you’re a very similar person to your handwriting” and i was like “why do you think that sweetheart?” and she was like “it’s very pretty but a lot of it is just unnecessary”
and can i just say i don’t think i’ve ever been dragged that hard in my life let alone by an eleven year old
yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff
*organizes a meeting w my mind, body, and soul* so what the fuck is going on around here
I know I tag everything with “about me” but this is about me
joe jonas is a musical GENIUS nt only did he invent music with his brothers by writing ‘burnin up’ but also SAVED it with his new band DNCE when they wrote ‘cake by the ocean’
me a year ago: who are you
me now: im you but weaker
its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future
Sebastian Stan attends Knicks game 11.22.2016
and just how awesome is Leslie Jones?
"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
"Basically the price of a night on the town!"
"I'd love to help kickstart continued development! And 0 EUR/month really does make fiscal sense too... maybe I'll even get a shirt?" (there will be limited edition shirts for two and other goodies for each supporter as soon as we sold the 200)